So the football season is over. What should I blog about?
Well currently I'm in a very Seinfeld like moment. It's my girlfriends birthday and we are having dinner with her mom and sister. She has a big white dog named Priam. I thought we were boys. I thought he could read my eyes.
Not so much.
I had a lot of chicken on my plate tonight and I'm not suppose to feed the dog from the table. Well he was begging for food across the table from me. I thought we had a moment of eye contact. I grabbed some chicken and put it on the floor.
He didn't move.
For the next 5 minutes I was making facial gestures to convince him to come over here. Apparently he doesn't know English facial expressions.
I'm still at the table and his chicken is still on the floor next to my seat. He better get over here soon or else I'm gonna look like a crazy person for putting chicken on the floor.
Help me out Pri Pri
UPDATE --- He ate it. Humbabe. I don't look crazy.
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