The NFL is back. The best five months of the year. Here are my predictions that are sure to go wrong. I say that because last year my predictions were downright horrible.
My worst three predictions were...
1- Not having the Atlanta Falcons in the playoffs / having the Carolina Panthers winning the NFC South (Atlanta was the number seed in the playoffs and the Panthers finished 7-9).
2- Kansas Chiefs winning the AFC West / Romeo Crennel being named Coach of the Year. (The Chiefs went 2-14 and Romeo got fired).
3- Philadelphia Eagles winning the NFC East (After starting 3-1 they lost 11 of their last 12).
Honorable Mentions- Vikings going 3-13 (made the playoffs), Redskins going 5-11 (Won the NFC East), Bills going 9-7 making the playoffs (Not so much, still love the them though).
Anyways, all those predictions are in the past. Let's focus on 2013. Onto the picks.
AFC East
New England Patriots 12-4* - No Wes Welker. No Aaron Hernandez. Gronk isn't 100% yet. Don't care. The Patriots still have Thomas F. Brady, the greatest living American, playing quarterback and Billy Belichick is still the head coach. They will win the AFC East for the 10th time in the past 11 years and most likely have a first round bye in the playoffs.
Miami Dolphins 8-8 - The Phins were a surprising 7-9 last year and they added Mike Wallace this year. Ryan Tannehill is the forgotten second year QB so you would assume adding a deep threat receiver can only help his progression. Unfortunately Dustin Keller got injured and is out for the year. They also lost Jake Long in free agency, so those losses could outweigh the positive addition of Wallace. I think the Dolphins will be in the playoff hunt but I don't think they break through this season.
Buffalo Bills 7-9 - I really cannot explain why but I'm on the Bills bandwagon. There isn't much of a reason for it considering they haven't been to the playoffs since 1999 and they won't make it this year. However, I do think they are headed in the right direction. New head coach Doug Marrone selected E.J. Manuel in the first round this past April and Manuel looked good in his limited playing time this preseason. The Bills have weapons for EJ to use in C.J. Spiller and Stevie Johnson. They won't circle the wagons this year but maybe 2014.
New York Jets 3-13 - It is going to be a long year for the Jets. I don't think Rexy makes it through the season honestly. Offensively they are such a mess. Geno Smith is going to play in the opener but then does Nacho Sanchez play once he's healthy? Frankly, I think whoever the starter is in trouble. They don't have any offensive firepower, especially if Yo Holmes doesn't feel like playing for awhile. The Jets will be in the running for Jadeveon Clowney, but then again do they really need another defensive lineman?
AFC North
Cincinnati Bengals 10-6* - The Bengals are certainly talented enough to win the North and get to the playoffs for the third season in a row. But making the playoffs is not enough for Cincy anymore. This could be a very important January for the Red Rocket, Andy Dalton. If they get back to the playoffs and lose for the third straight time in the first round, the Bengals will definitely wonder if Dalton is the QB that can take them to the next level. I know some people think that the Bengals can win the AFC but I need to see them win a playoff game in my lifetime before I can say that.
Baltimore Ravens 9-7* - I have to give Joe FLACCCOOOOOOOOOO credit, he carried the Ravens to a championship. That is something I never thought I would have to write. Now he is the highest paid QB in the history of the NFL, which is ridiculous. The Ravens lost a ton this off season which will be very tough to overcome. On defense you can't lose Ray Lewis and Ed Reed and expect to be as good. Those two defined what it meant to be a Baltimore Raven for a long time. On offense they lost Anquan Boldin, Matt Birk and Dennis Pitta. I do think the Ravens will get into the playoffs but it might be a struggle early in the season adjusting to all the changes.
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-8 - This is the first year since Big Ben's rookie year in 2004 that I really didn't think the Steelers were going to make the playoffs. The offensive line is mediocre at best. They don't have a great running back. They lost Mike Wallace. I mean I like Antonio Brown and Emmaunel Sanders by they aren't number one WR's. Markus Wheaton could fill Wallace's shoes but it's far to early to say that. Heath Miller isn't even 100% right now. On the defensive line, its time Ziggy Hood and Cameron Heyward prove they were worth a first round pick. Brett Kiesel isn't too young anymore. Their corners aren't great and if Polamlau or Ryan Clark get hurt they are in big trouble in the secondary. The only two positions I like are QB and linebackers. If LaMarr Woodley isn't out of shape this year he and rookie Jarvis Jones could be better than Woodley and James Harrison ever were. Plus Lawrence Timmons is best player on the defense now that Troy has gotten older. The only reason why I think the Steelers have a shot though is because of Big Ben. People forget he was in the MVP discussion last year before he got injured in week 10 against the Chiefs. He is a top 5 QB and frankly he is the only QB that could keep this Steelers team competitive with the offensive line they have. My only hope is they don't finish behind the Brownies. I don't know if I can handle that.
Cleveland Browns 7-9 - I'm not sure if the 60 year old quarterback Brandon Weeden will be able to get the Brownies into the playoffs anytime but the Browns might actually be headed in the right direction. Trent Richardson is the real deal. Just feed him and the offense will be alright. Defensively they can be really good. Barkevious Mingo could be a fantastic rookie. Please Brownies don't finish ahead of the Steelers.
AFC South
Houston Texans 10-6* - The Texans have become the overlooked team in the AFC behind the Patriots, Broncos, Ravens, and Bengals. People forget that last year at this time they were a Super Bowl favorite and after 12 games last year they were 11-1. They didn't finish strong at 12-4 and then losing in New England but for awhile they looked like they could have been playing in the Super Bowl. What has changed that people have forgotten about them? Arian Foster should be good to go. Brian Cushing is returning from an ACL injury. Maybe people are starting to lose faith in Matt Schaub. Either way the Texans have a chance to win their third straight AFC South division title.
Indianapolis Colts 10-6* - Andrew Luck will be the best QB from the 2012 NFL Draft. I think he has all the tools to be one of the best to ever play. Now in his second year he has more experience and more weapons around him. By weapons I mean Darrius Heyward-Bey, seriously. Last year the Colts surprised everyone by making the playoffs and sure they won a ton of close games but that's what good teams do. I think the Colts will return to the playoffs again.
Tennessee Titans 6-10 - I think this will be the last season of the Jake Locker experiment. He has only played in 16 career games but his completion percentage is only 55%. Unless Chris Johnson can have a great year there will be too much pressure on Locker to carry the offense, which I don't think he is capable of handling. Their defense should be better than last year, they can't get much worse (last year they allowed 471 points, last in the league).
Jacksonville Jaguars 4-12 - Similar to the Titans, how much longer can the Jags stick with Blaine Gabbert? The Jags need Maurice Jones-Drew to be healthy all season long if they want to be competitive. Last year they only won two games, it's highly unlikely they win more than five or six this year.
AFC West
Denver Broncos 11-5* - Has any receiver had it better than Wes Welker? He leaves TFB, the best QB of the 2000's, to go play with Peyton Manning, the other best QB of the 2000's. Welker should fit in perfectly in Denver and he gives Peyton yet another target to throw to. The Broncos should not have any problems winning the West but the success or failure of their season will be determined in the playoffs, which did not end well for them last season against the Ravens.
Kansas City Chiefs 8-8 - The Chiefs now have Alex Smith, who is the best QB they have had since Trent Green. They also got Andy Reid. Even though they went 2-14 last season they still had five pro blowers, so they are talented. I'm not sure they have the talent to make the playoffs in the first year under Reid but they will be in the hunt.
San Diego Chargers 5-11 - Norv Turner is finally gone but so is all the talent that they once had. I feel bad for Philip Rivers. He was considered an elite QB a few years ago but now he is an afterthought. The Chargers will be lucky to avoid ten losses this year.
Oakland Raiders 4-12 - Terrelle Pryor was named the starter, which should be exciting at least. But in reality he is not the future of the franchise and either is Matt Flynn, who refuses to win a starting job. The Raiders will need Darren McFadden to run like he did in 2010, but even with that the Raiders won't avoid losing 10 games.
NFC East
New York Giants 10-6* - The past two seasons the G-Men have gone 9-7. One of those years they won the Super Bowl, the other they missed the playoffs. I think the Giants will make the playoffs this year mostly because of Eli Manning and hopefully a healthy defense. Offensively I think David Wilson could have a breakout year. If he does and Hakeem Nicks can stay healthy, The Giants have a great chance to win the NFC East and make a run deep into the playoffs.
Washington Redskins 9-7 - RGIII is becoming Tim Tebow now that Tebow is pretty much done in the NFL. Seriously, he has become very hyped. Not that isn't warranted but players tear their ACL's. It's not a freak injury. Why has there been so much talk about his relationship with Mike Shanahan and with Dr. James Andrews? Who cares? He's rehabbing an injury. ESPN has a documentary of him, "RGIII: The Will to Win", what have you ever won bro? A Heisman? Cool. Eric Crouch has a Heisman. Just shut up and play. Anyways, I'm not picking them to make the playoffs because I still don't think Shanahan is good coach.
Dallas Cowboys 8-8 - Until the Cowboys can prove they can win in December and January I won't pick them to win the East. The past two years they are 4-6 after November. That's when teams and quarterbacks need to be at their best and it never seems like the Boys or Romo are. I think the NFC East could easily won by three teams but I wouldn't put my money on the Cowboys.
Philadelphia Eagles 7-9 - I'm on board with Chip Kelly. I think he has what it takes to be a successful NFL coach. He has a little Belichick in him, meaning he doesn't care what anyone thinks because he's smarter than everyone. It's a bit of an unknown what his offense will even look like but if it resembles Oregon at all, Mike Vick could be the perfect fit. I'm not saying he returns to his near MVP form in 2010 but if he stays healthy the Iggles offense could be fun to watch. Defensively, who knows.
NFC North
Green Bay Packers 9-7* - I only have the Packers at 9-7 mostly due to the struggles I think their offensive line will have. I also feel like the Packers are no longer the elite team in the NFC. I know they have one of the best QBs in the league but no matter who is playing QB if you can't protect him, it's going to be tough. The cheese heads will still win the NFC North but I don't think they will be better than the 49ers, Seahawks, and Falcons come January.
Minnesota Vikings 7-9 - The Vikings went 10-6 last year because of Adrian Peterson and his 2,097 rushing yards. I think he will have another fantastic year but no running back has ever ran for 2,000 yards twice in a career, let alone back to back seasons. So that means Christian Ponder better step up and be much more productive, which I'm not sure he has the ability to do so. If that's the case the Vikings won't make the playoffs.
Chicago Bears 7-9 - New coach. New offense. No Brian Urlacher. I'm not sure I love the Bears. If Matt Forte can stay healthy then maybe they can challenge for a wild card spot. But Brandon Marshall is already angry with the coaching staff for making him practice with a bum hip during the preseason. I just don't have a gut feeling about DA BEARS. 10 losses or 10 wins wouldn't surprise me.
Detroit Lions 6-10 - I want to believe that last year was a fluke and the real Lions are the 2011 version but I just can't do it. They certainly have the talent on offense and on the defensive line but they are very undisciplined. Normally I love chippiness but the Lions have proved too many times that they don't have any self restraint. I'm pretty much talking about Ndamukong Suh. Stafford and Megatron will have another huge year but unless Jim Schwartz can get some control of his team I don't see the Lions going anywhere.
NFC South
Atlanta Falcons 11-5* - The Falcons were yards away from going to the Super Bowl last year and I see no reason why they shouldn't be in the same position this year. Matty Ice had his best season last year and the offense only got more dangerous with the addition of Steven Jackson. Tony Gonzalez is coming back for one more run at a championship and in my mind they have the best duo of receivers, Julio Jones and Roddy White. On defense they filled the loss of John Abraham with Osi Umenyiora so the defense which only allowed 18.7 PPG (5th) should remain solid. The Dirty Birds should be around in late January.
New Orleans Saints 9-7* - The Saints started last year 0-4 and then went 7-5 in their final 12 games. They get Sean Payton back from suspension this year, which I think will have a huge impact. Payton and Drew BREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS are the NFC's version of TFB and Belichick. If he wasn't a great coach then the Saints most likely would have fired him during Bounty Gate. But he is far to valuable and important to the Saints. The Saints will bounce back from their 7-9 season and make the playoffs.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-9 - Revis should make any Bucs fan sleep better at night. With that being said he might not be the Darrelle Revis we know week 1 (he is playing the Jets though, so I guarantee an INT). This will be a big year for Josh Freeman, who has been good not great in his first four NFL seasons. He has a solid back now in Doug Martin and at times last year the Bucs offense was nearly unstoppable. The only problem for the Bucs and second year head coach Greg Schiano, is that they play in the NFC South and have to beat out the Falcons and Saints to get into the playoffs.
Carolina Panthers 6-10 - I'm a big Cam Newton fan (he was my MVP pick last year) but I do not think the Panthers are going to have a good year at all. Their schedule is pretty tough. Obviously two games against the Falcons and Saints, but they also have the Seahawks, 49ers, Patriots, and Giants. If they go 3-5 in those eight games that would be pretty impressive. Ron Rivera might be searching for a new job after this season.
NFC West
San Francisco 49ers 12-4* - I'm not as sold on Colin Kaepernick as people like Ron Jaworski are. Jaws said Kaepernick could be the greatest QB ever. The guy has only started 10 games in his career. Let him play a full season before we crown his ass. Regardless of how Colin plays the Niners are loaded everywhere. They are on the short list of preseason Super Bowl favorites and it would be shocking if they don't get into the playoffs.
Seattle Seahawks 12-4* - The Seahawks don't lose at home (8-0 last year). So you might as well give them eight wins now that Russell Wilson is the QB. Everyone compares him to Drew Brees because of his size but he could be better due to his scrambling ability. Also unlike RGIII or Kaepernick, there isn't a ton of hype around Wilson because he doesn't seek the attention. He's watching game film. I might have a little man crush on him now that I think about it...anyways the Seahawks will be around in January.
St. Louis Rams 8-8 - The Rams did have the best record in the division last year at 4-1-1. Jeff Fisher is headed into his second year as the Rams coach with fourth year QB Sam Bradford. It's a big year for Bradford to show that he can be the franchise quarterback. The only problem is that the Rams are not the most talented team in the West and it would be a mighty task trying to surpass the 49ers or Seahawks.
Arizona Cardinals 6-10 - The Cardinals fired Ken Whisenhunt and then hired another former Steelers Offensive Coordinator, Bruce Arians. Kenny Whiz did take them to a Super Bowl but other than that, not so much. The Cardinals finally have a decent QB for the first time since Kurt Warner. They also have one of the best defenses. Similar to the Rams though, they play in the toughest division and it will be nearly impossible to overtake the 49ers and Seahawks.
NFL MVP: Tom F. Brady, QB, New England Patriots --- Considering I think the Pats will be the number one seed in the AFC and with all the off season losses they have had to the offense, if Lord Brady has a great season it will be hard to deny how valuable he is.
Defensive Player of the Year: Aldon Smith, OLB, San Francisco 49ers --- 17.5 sacks last year. 31.5 sacks in his first two seasons, which is a record. He reminds me of Jevon Kearse. He's a freak and if he can stay healthy he has a shot of breaking Michael Strahan's sack record.
Coach of the Year: Chip Kelly, Philadelphia Eagles --- I don't have the Eagles in the playoffs but if Chip can get the Eagles to eight wins or more it would be pretty surprising.
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Giovani Bernard, RB, Cincinnati Bengals --- Just because of watching Hard Knocks I love Gio. The Law Firm has pretty much already lost his job. If Gio becomes the starter at any point he may have a Ray Rice type impact.
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jarvis Jones, OLB, Pittsburgh Steelers --- Biased pick. Deal with it. I'm guaranteeing 12 sacks.
AFC Wild Card Round
Houston Texans over Baltimore Ravens
Indianapolis Colts over Cincinnati Bengals
NFC Wild Card Round
New York Giants over New Orleans Saints
Seattle Seahawks over Green Bay Packers
AFC Divisional Round
Indianapolis Colts over New England Patriots
Denver Broncos over Houston Texans
NFC Divisional Round
Seattle Seahawks over San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons over New York Giants
AFC Championship : Denver Broncos over Indianapolis Colts
NFC Championship : Atlanta Falcons over Seattle Seahawks
SUPER BOWL XLVIII : Atlanta Falcons over Denver Broncos
A rematch of Super Bowl XXXIII, when the Broncos won 34-19 and John Elway was named MVP in his final game. It would be a story book ending for Peyton Manning to finish the same way in his little brother's stadium. But unfortunately for Peyton I don't see the Broncos sealing the deal at the Meadowlands. Matt Ryan could pull some Joe Flacco magic and help the Falcons score a late TD to upset the Broncos.
Opening Night Pick: Broncos 27, Ravens 21 --- BAL +7.5 --- I think the Broncos get revenge from losing in the playoffs but not by more than a TD.