I'm bored as hell at work and I kind of wanted to blog something rather than actually do schoolwork. Thus, I came up with the idea of picking every game this week and make crazy statements about them. I really don't care if anyone reads this, so stop reading now if you don't want to (terrible way to get people to read this, oh well). Alright enough of the intro, just read before the games start today and then check back later to see how great, more likely awful, my predictions were.
Texans 17, Bengals 9 --- The Bungals have yet to beat a playoff caliber team, they just got destroyed by the Steelers. T.J Yates has one job, hand the ball off to Arian Foster so he can get my fantasy points.
Lions 34, Vikings 14 --- Sure things haven't been going well in the Motor City, I'm sure Tim the Toolman Taylor is very worried about his Lions. However they catch a break with the Vikings coming to town. Adrian Peterson might not play. I got Calvin Johnson catching two touchdowns. Blowout.
Saints 27, Titans 24 --- Drew Brees has been amazing the last two games, 50-74, 705 yards, 7 TD's, 0 int's. Drew BREEEES. Anyway, they have played two very important night games, so they may go to Tennessee a tad hungover. I think the Titans keep it close and probably cover the +3.5 spread.
Dolphins 19, Eagles 18 --- I'm giving this one a Boomer score. I have no idea what Eagle team is gonna show up. The phins have been playing very well, so I think they will win but the Dream Team might figure it out this week. Who knows?
Jets 14, Chiefs 9 --- The Jets should blow out the Chiefs, but the Chiefs defense is actually very good and lets be honest Nacho Sanchez has not been great. The Jets may end out winning big because Tyler Palko has a tendency of throwing the ball to the wrong team a few times.
Patriots 41, Redskins 27 --- I bet on the Pats -8. I think they win pretty easily but the fact that I'm picking Sexy Rexy Grossman to score 27 points is really a slap in the face to the Pats defense. They are awful. But TFB will find the GRONK at least twice for TD's. Chances the GRONK is hammered as I write this. 100%
Falcons 24, Panthers 20 --- Matty Ice looked pretty awful last week, while Cam had a huge game against the Bucs. Still I think the Falcons are a better team and need a win to stay in the playoff race. But I'll be rooting for Cammy to score a few Td's so he can do the Superman celebration, he is quickly becoming my favorite non-Steeler.
Jaguars 11, Bucs 8 --- Another Boomer score. I would rather watch the Jersey Shore than this game. The Bucs have lost 6 straight, the Jags have lost 3 straight and fired their coach. The only reason I'm picking the Jags is due to Blaine Gabbert and his awesome hair. It's getting a tad long now but I'll stick with him.
Ravens 27, Colts 14 --- I bet on the Colts +16.5, sure I do hate the Ravens, but these are the games where the Ravens come out flat and let a team hang around, so that is a big spread. Plus Dan Orlovsky is starting, so they have a chance...well maybe not. He hasn't won a game since the 2004 Motor City Bowl.
Broncos 23, Bears 13 --- TEBOW
Cardinals 24, 49ers 21 --- UPSET SPECIAL. The Cardinals have won 4 of 5 and aren't completely dead yet. They shocked the Cowboys last week and have the 49ers coming to ARZ. The niners already clinched the NFC West, so they may come into the game with a lack of urgency.
Packers 35, Raiders 17 --- I don't know what the Raiders are. They can look awful one week and then look like the best team in the AFC West the next week. One thing I do know is they are not better than the Packers. 13-0 lock it up.
Chargers 34, Bills 24 --- 5 straight losses for the Bills, Meanwhile my MVP pick Philip Rivers is finally showing signs of life. The stat that he is 23-2 in December/January games is a bettors dream. Catch the hint there, -7.
Giants 31, Cowboys 28 ---- Unlike Phil Rivers, Tony Romo is 8-11 in December/January Games. This may be the most important game of both teams seasons. Eli Manning looked very good against the Packers last week and has always done well against the Cowboys.
Seahawks 20, Rams 6 --- Monday Night Football for the second straight week leaves me no option but to drink. I can't watch this game sober, not happening. I won't remember anything about it other than the score.
Note on the 10-3 Pittsburgh Steelers.
Big Ben is by far the toughest QB in the league. He made to play for the Steelers. Ben is tough and doesn't fall down when hes about to get sacked, like that #12 guy in New England. If only the whole rape deal never happened people may be talking about him in the MVP race, not that it is a race Aaron Rodgers has that locked up.
Anyway it's possible the Steelers go 13-3 and get a 5 seed in the AFC. They would then have to play Jesus in Denver or maybe Oakland. They can win that game but then they probably go to Baltimore or NE. It could be a tough trip back to the Super Bowl. So Ravens please lose a game, thank you.
I doubt anyone read this and you if you did, thank you.
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