Say It Ain't So Brett

I swear to God if Brett Favre comes out of retirement I am going to drive to Mississippi to take out his knees with a 5-iron. Honestly, will his career ever end? What more does he have to play for? He has a Super Bowl, three MVP's, almost every QB record. Why is he doing this?
He is tarnishing his legacy every single day. Could you have imagined Favre playing for the Vikings two years ago. Maybe the greatest Packer of all-time wants to become a purple people eater. This is ridiculous.
If this comeback takes as long as the last one did I will honestly lose my mind. Sportscenter will not stop talking about this until the start of the new season or until Ed Werder has another sit down interview with him. At this point I have more respect for A-Roid than I have for Favre. Just stay retired Brett, everybody is tired of your comebacks.